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CAMOUFLAGE PLANKING - It is even more asinine when you cant see it ...


TAGS: camouflage planking asinine cant see
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - November 24, 2011, 3:27 am
Neither. I just think planking is retarded. But, I think it is totally awesome how he camo blends into the couch, epically classic!
DoGTripwire - November 24, 2011, 3:06 am
you sir are either a commie or a member of Green peace
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:29 pm
Kill it.


COURAGE -




Seattle Seahawk wish list -


TAGS: niners 49ers
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by NINERMIKE

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:22 am
There is a WWII German government organization that used the initials O T. It is the closest to a rational reason to censor O T that I could find.
Preacher Man - December 8, 2013, 3:27 pm
(I did not misspell s-h-o-t. The censor program has gone berserk.
Preacher Man - December 8, 2013, 3:26 pm
What, the Hawks want to be three games down and be a longsh** for the playoffs? Oh, I see, you're talking about living in the past. How sad.


TUTA TUTA TUTA TOUCH ME -


TAGS: feminine side calendar
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mariand - August 16, 2011, 7:38 am
cool... 5 real ones for you...lol


FUZZY LOGIC -


TAGS: nine ducklings humor
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Sho - February 27, 2012, 8:00 pm
I can quack to thi5


SEVEN OF NINE - Vertical Smile SFW version


TAGS: seven of nine
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by cj29



WHATS THAT VEGETA? - Under Nine Thousand?!




HEY SKIP... -




CAPTAIN BENJAMIN SISKO -




THE FIFTIES - Just damn fortunate, we were, to make it to the 60's.


TAGS: feminine hygiene lysol fifties ads
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

! - June 18, 2009, 5:20 am
wtf, they used lysol for that????


6.9 -


TAGS: six period nine foiled by nature
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:12 pm
Dammit. This poster made me feel real dumb after about 6.9 seconds of staring at it. *sigh*
Derek - March 11, 2010, 3:07 pm
Clever
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:38 am
AMSOME! 5L


DEFINITIONS -


TAGS: feminine perspective mistake humor
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 4, 2013, 6:46 pm

Thanks, Cynic! I love hammering old jokes into another shape.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:33 pm
I've heard this many times. However, it's the different pictures that people choose to go along with the caption is always cracking me up. 5L


WHEN IN DOUBT PUNCH IT -


TAGS: aircraft rule nine
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Greeny

marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 12:25 pm
LOVE THI5
grimchar - April 27, 2011, 2:07 am
That, my friend, is a B-47 Stratojet (USAF 1951-1977) using JATO (Jet a**isted Take-Off) rockets to get off the ground and gain altitude more quickly.
Airman - April 26, 2011, 12:21 pm
umm.. a B-52 has 8 engines. this is not a B52
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:01 pm
It's clearly a tank.....
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 8:51 pm
Troll? thats a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress...
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 11:24 am
Geez! Haven't seen nor thought of a B-47 in years! 5 big Steve Canyons!


Infertility -


TAGS: bob marley drugs nine children
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - July 1, 2014, 7:32 am
Kind of ironic when you think about it--spiders getting caught in a web of sorts.
MissPriss - June 19, 2014, 3:40 pm
When Bobbie died, the medical examiner found 27 different species of spiders in his hair. NOT just 27 spiders. So, if you don't like spiders, don't do drugs. Or at the very least, brush your hair once a phuckin' day !


FEMININITY - This ain't it


TAGS: wrestling olympic feminine
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by vilnius

vilnius - July 29, 2012, 12:17 pm
of all the sports she could have chosen, she chose wrestling
mariand - July 29, 2012, 12:09 pm
Man, that's a game...she doesn't slam other women from pleasure...it's a competition.
vilnius - July 28, 2012, 7:32 pm
there's a difference between a well toned woman, and one who likes to bulk up and slam other women to the mat
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 5:31 pm
Cheap sh**s aside, I like muscles on a woman. I'm a martial artist (mid-level black belt in Wing Chun) and am always glad to see serious female martial artists -- and they're all somewhat stocky from the muscle.
SteveFurlong - July 28, 2012, 5:29 pm
Could I ask them to put a bag over their faces first?
steve1961 - July 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
I dare you to say that they are not feminine to their faces. ;)


UNITED STATES - where the dumb people live


TAGS: lol sixtynine united states
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by olmo

Acey - May 25, 2009, 7:10 pm
Wow, someone needs to go back to art school. I thought it was a twinkie on top of two ho-hos.
Horse - May 4, 2009, 7:13 am
the reson they are on the left is because the driver sit's on the right. Most of the countries that drive on the left do so because they were former colonies of the British Empire, many countries who drive on the right were under the control of the French
Johnny - October 18, 2008, 4:04 pm
It has to be the way it is. If you read the paragraph they say pre-schoolers from all over the "united states". In the U.S. all bus doors are on the right. But you are right about other places in the world, in Japan bus doors are on the left.
Alexiel - July 29, 2008, 12:44 pm
one would think they didnt want you to answer and didnt make a detailed pic of a bus and doors doesnt hafta be on the right side, i mean maybe in foreign countries they are on the left


HOLIDAY REMINDER - Feb 14 is Valentines Day Somebody Looking For Love?


TAGS: valenines day
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by rerun

Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:47 pm
The cross-eyed face makes the ph**o.
rerun - February 7, 2010, 7:45 pm

just a friendly pre Valentine Day reminder
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:25 pm
What the hell...


RACIAL PROFILING -




FEMININE HYGIENE - You're doing it wrong




Customer Service -


TAGS: customer service dog canine help
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Ninja - June 18, 2015, 7:04 am
What type of dog is that?
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:19 pm
Grooooooan...and 5L. I love a bad pun...


overcrowded in asia -


TAGS: nine on a scooter
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Silverheart - September 8, 2013, 1:32 pm

I wonder if they make posters showing 1 American per SUV in Asia? (good one as usual, Ugmeister!)


They're so old -




ALONE -


TAGS: pzy alone pink feminine side
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Derek - August 16, 2011, 10:43 pm
Always been the case for me. 5L


LOSS -




EVEN AS A CHILD... - Bone was "masking up" to hide his sensitive sideā€¦ His eye for beauty and irony, and it made it hard for the victims to ID him!


TAGS: bone tribute mask hide feminine side
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Chef

BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 7:33 am
*Wipes tear from his eye* Those were the days!


CANINE CANDID CAMERA - Look Bonehead, You Never Know




impossible -


TAGS: nineteen counting reality tv show families
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Oldsod - January 11, 2014, 6:44 am
I've met the eldest, and did some work for 'em. He, at least, seems legit. Of course, this was pre-fame, at least two kids ago.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 10, 2014, 1:18 pm
The one up top closest to the guy who looks like Kenneth from 30 Rock.
Greeny - January 8, 2014, 5:40 pm
Which one is the clown car?
EmilioDumphque - January 8, 2014, 3:18 pm
"Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword." -Jesus (Matthew 10:34) Most Christians don't follow the teachings of Jesus, but the teachings of Saul of Tarsus, the Roman double agent.


in space -


TAGS: in space howl spacedog our resident cosmic canine
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

spacedog - December 10, 2015, 6:11 pm
Ha! And it's a good thing too. I'm always barking...my shin on something. Makes me howl like a 5OB.


Beechcraft Bonanza -




Supplementary Budget Request -




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